TV - remote control remote control viewer.
Victor Pelevin
In a battle between ears and eyes, the eyes always win.
Michael Deaver, White House Chief of Public Affairs
Television is just automated daytime dreams.
Lee Lovinger
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Nothing is real until it's shown on television.
Daniel Burstin
CNN is the sixteenth member of the Security Council.
Madeleine Albright
If they don't show it on TV, no one will know; if they show, everyone will forget in two days.
Alexander Privalov
Television has made dictatorship impossible and democracy unbearable.
Shimon Peres
Television has elevated the production of the banal from a craft to a major industry.
Nathalie Sarrot
The movie screen is viewed from the bottom up, the TV screen is viewed from the top down.
Jean Luc Godard
Theater is life; cinema is an art; television is furniture.
American saying
It takes years of hard work to finally bore the public; but on television, this can be achieved in a couple of weeks.
Walter Slezak
Pornography and TV cooking shows have spawned two new spectator sports.
Mason Cooley
Reality TV has the same relation to reality as an inflatable mistress has to love.
Philippe Bouvard
It's not as hard to write TV jokes as it is to listen.
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It's the same with television as it is with hamburgers: I ate a lot of them, but I don't remember a single one.
John Barrow
In the smallest bookshop you will find more worthwhile thoughts than have been expressed on all TV channels in the history of its existence.
Andrew Ross
Violence on TV encourages to destroy everything in the world - alas, except for the TV.
Philip Gelyuk
It's scary to imagine what would happen if television really became good. It would be the end of everything we hold dear.
Marvin Lee Minsky
Television is democracy in all its ugliness.
P. Chaevski
Television is an invention that allows you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't let into your house.
D. Frost
Television is the best proof that people are ready to watch anything, just not to look at each other.
E. Landers
Television is an open window to the world, into which one sometimes wants to jump out.
A. Knyshev
Television is an entertainment medium that allows millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time and still be lonely.
T. Eliot
Television is the triumph of technology over people.
F. Allen
Television is a device that allows those who have nothing to do to look at those who cannot do anything.
F. Allen
Television is the first truly democratic culture, the first culture accessible to everyone and completely determined by what people want. The worst thing is just what people want.
K. Varne
Television has brought the world closer to us, which shields us from the TV.
X. Jagodzinsky
Television belongs to the people. It serves him right.
M. Arbatova
Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.
Sh. Perez
Television is like life - you never get what you want.
E. Mackenzie
Television allows us to enjoy the company of people whom we would not let on our doorstep.
D. Frost
Thanks to television, we know that if a person has lost his voice, he cannot speak, but he may well sing.
E. Mackenzie
TV is the stabilizer of family relationships.
V. Zubkov
TV is a sleeping pill plugged into an outlet.
E. Mackenzie
Television serves as proof that people are ready to watch anything, just not to look at each other.
Ann Landers
Television is when people who have nothing to do look at people who can't do anything.
Fred Allen
Television allows us to enjoy the company of people whom we would not let on our doorstep.
David Frost
Television is more interesting than people. Otherwise, people would be standing in the corners of our rooms, not televisions.
Alan Coren
Television is a device that gives you the ability to do nothing when you have nothing to do.
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Television is democracy at its most ugly.
Paddy Chayevsky
Television is a great thing; it allows you to watch spectacles that are not worth going to see.
"Pshekrui"
Television is a real miracle: now a person needs to wake up in order to go to bed.
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Television is the wealth of the poor, the privilege of the unprivileged, the elite club for people from the crowd.
Lee Lovinger
Television in its current form is the opium of the American people.
Richard Nixon
Television has done a lot for psychiatry, both by spreading the word about it and by raising the need for it.
Alfred Hitchcock
Television was created in your image and likeness.
Petr Shulkin
Does television portray us as idiots because we are, or do we become idiots because television portrays us as such?
Boris Krieger
Television has brought the world closer to us, which shields us from the TV.
Henryk Jagodzinsky
Even the brightest woman loses in comparison with the TV.
Gennady Malkin
TV kinescopes are the condoms of reality.
Dieter Hildebrandt
The good thing about modern media is that it gives us the ability to grumble on a global scale.
Lawrence Peter
TV is the longest amateur show in history.
Robert Carson
TV can only replace a TV with an even larger screen.
Arkady Davidovich
Television is cheap and vulgar entertainment.
Winston Churchill
To educate means to develop immunity to television.
Marshall McLuhan
A moral core without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without a moral core is television.
Rita Mae Brown
It is not true that television makes people think; it simply focuses their thoughtlessness.
Malcolm Muggeridge
Television was invented to give the illiterate a reason to wear glasses.
Gabriel Laub
According to the latest scientific data, the higher the level of intelligence, the less a person watches TV. In my opinion, the opposite is true: the more you watch TV, the lower your level of intelligence.
Robert Orben
Editor on TV script: “We don't need it to be good. We need it to be on Thursday."
Dennis Norden
Television exists to perform on it, not to watch it.
Noel Coward
Never miss an opportunity to have sex or be on TV.
Gore Vidal
Two of the greatest inventions in history: typography, which brought us to books, and television, which took us away from them.
Georges Elgosy
The TV's biggest flaw is that it doesn't have a second page.
Art Buchwald
Violence on the TV screen and on the newspaper page - things are different. Newspapers report violence, TV produces it.
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I don't watch TV because it has a detrimental effect on the art of talking about myself.
Stephen Fry
I don't have a TV, but I'm not an intellectual.
Unknown French
Television makes us more educated. When I see the TV on, I go into the next room and start reading.
Groucho Marx
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. Try to stop when you're chewing on peanuts.
Orson Welles
Broadcasting is too important a thing to be left to broadcasters.
Anthony Benn
486TV - remote control viewer.
Victor Pelevin
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362Television has elevated the production of the banal from a craft to a major industry.
Nathalie Sarrot
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296Television is the triumph of technology over people.
F. Allen
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270Television is the first truly democratic culture, the first culture accessible to everyone and completely determined by what people want. The worst thing is just what people want.
K. Varne
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259Nothing is real until it's shown on television.
Daniel Burstin
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254Television is an invention that allows you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't let into your house.
D. Frost
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254Television is the wealth of the poor, the privilege of the underprivileged, the elite club for people from the crowd.
Lee Lovinger
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247Television is democracy in all its ugliness.
P. Chaevski
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242TV can only replace a TV with an even larger screen.
Arkady Davidovich
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239Television has made dictatorship impossible and democracy unbearable.
Shimon Peres
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236Television is an open window to the world, into which one sometimes wants to jump out.
A. Knyshev
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236Television belongs to the people. It serves him right.
M. Arbatova
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233It takes years of hard work to finally bore the public, but on television this can be achieved in a couple of weeks.
Walter Slezak
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226Violence on TV encourages to destroy everything in the world - alas, except for the TV.
Philip Gelyuk
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226I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. Try to stop when you're chewing on peanuts.
Orson Welles
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224TV is a sleeping pill plugged into an outlet.
E. Mackenzie
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221The TV's biggest flaw is that it doesn't have a second page.
Art Buchwald
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212The good thing about modern media is that it gives us the ability to grumble on a global scale.
Lawrence Peter
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210In a battle between ears and eyes, the eyes always win.
Michael Deaver
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205Television in its current form is the opium of the American people.
Richard Nixon
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205I don't watch TV because it has a detrimental effect on the art of talking about myself.
Stephen Fry
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203Television is the best proof that people are ready to watch anything, just not to look at each other.
E. Landers
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200According to the latest scientific data, the higher the level of intelligence, the less a person watches TV. In my opinion, the opposite is true: the more you watch TV, the lower your level of intelligence.
Robert Orben
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199Broadcasting is too important a thing to be left to broadcasters.
Anthony Benn
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198Television is more interesting than people. Otherwise, people would be standing in the corners of our rooms, not televisions.
Alan Coren
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184Television is democracy at its most ugly.
Paddy Chayevsky
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182Television allows us to enjoy the company of people whom we would not let on our doorstep.
D. Frost
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179In the smallest bookshop you will find more worthwhile thoughts than have been expressed on all TV channels in the history of its existence.
Andrew Ross
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177Never miss an opportunity to have sex or be on TV.
Gore Vidal
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176The movie screen is viewed from the bottom up, the TV screen is viewed from the top down.
Jean Luc Godard
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174CNN is the sixteenth member of the Security Council.
Madeleine Albright
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173Television was created in your image and likeness.
Petr Shulkin
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172Television is an entertainment medium that allows millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time and still be lonely.
T. Eliot
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171Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.
Sh. Perez
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171TV kinescopes are the condoms of reality.
Dieter Hildebrandt
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168Television exists to perform on it, not to watch it.
Noel Coward
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167Television is like life, you never get what you want.
E. Mackenzie
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165TV stabilizer of family relationships.
V. Zubkov
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164It's the same with television as it is with hamburgers: I ate a lot of them, but I don't remember a single one.
John Barrow
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164I don't have a TV, but I'm not an intellectual.
Unknown French
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163Reality TV has the same relation to reality as an inflatable mistress has to love.
Philippe Bouvard
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162Two of the greatest inventions in history: typography, which brought us to books, and television, which took us away from them.
Georges Elgosy
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161It's scary to imagine what would happen if television really became good. It would be the end of everything we hold dear.
Marvin Lee Minsky
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160If it is not shown on TV, no one will know anything; if it is shown, everyone will forget in two days.
Alexander Privalov
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160It is not true that television stops people from thinking, it simply focuses their thoughtlessness.
Malcolm Muggeridge
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159Television is just automated daytime dreams.
Lee Lovinger
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159Television is a device that allows those who have nothing to do to look at those who cannot do anything.
F. Allen
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159Television makes us more educated. When I see the TV on, I go into the next room and start reading.
Groucho Marx
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158Editor on TV script: “We don't need it to be good. We need it to be on Thursday."
Dennis Norden
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154Pornography and TV cooking shows have spawned two new spectator sports.
Mason Cooley
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154Television serves as proof that people are ready to watch anything, just not to look at each other.
Ann Landers
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152Television has brought the world closer to us, which shields us from the TV.
X. Jagodzinsky
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150Even the brightest woman loses in comparison with the TV.
Gennady Malkin
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148Thanks to television, we know that if a person has lost his voice, he cannot speak, but he may well sing.
E. Mackenzie
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148TV is the longest amateur show in history.
Robert Carson
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146To educate means to develop immunity to television.
Marshall McLuhan
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143Television is when people who have nothing to do look at people who can't do anything.
Fred Allen
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86Television is a real miracle: now a person needs to wake up in order to go to bed.
Richard Milhouse Nixon
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79After television, you can already manage anything, even the state.
Sergei Blagovolin
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75The writer has not disappeared because of television, but the reader has disappeared.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky
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67TV is a garbage chute running in reverse side.
Lev Landau
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64TV spoils everyone: on both sides of the screen.
Konstantin Melikhan
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64A moral core without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without a moral core is television.
Rita Mae Brown
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64Television is the greatest drug of repression. The control of programs, the typicality of programs, the repetition of programs inevitably make it an instrument of suppression, zombification and manipulation.
Terence McKenna
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64What is the beauty of TV? It is so easy to silence any politician, even the president himself.
Marina and Sergey Dyachenko
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62Television is cheap and vulgar entertainment.
Winston Churchill
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61It can teach and enlighten and even inspire, but only as long as people use it appropriately. Otherwise, it's nothing more than a box of wires and light bulbs.
Edward Marow
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58To educate means to develop immunity to television.
Marshall McLuhan
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58I must say that the television network dries up its own garbage, grinds it up and distributes it in equal doses through home TVs among its users. And here, when these insights and information came to me, I remembered the remarkable witticism of the outstanding Soviet physicist Lev Davydovich Landau, who claimed that the TV is a garbage chute that works in the opposite direction. The witticism, of course, is sweet, but it turns out that often scientific insights turn into reality!
Sergey Esina
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57Television is when people who have nothing to do look at people who can't do anything.
Fred Allen
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57TV can only replace a TV with an even larger screen.
Arkady Davidovich
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56How can I convince the stubborn Nastya?! - Nastya wants to go to the cinema - like Saturday, - Nastya insists that I was filled with passion For a stupid box for an idiot. Yes, I was inspired - I’ll go into the apartment, Look - Nixon and Georges Pompidou are at home! .. - From the song “There is a TV ...” (1972)
Vladimir Vysotsky
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54Television has a huge educational value. It teaches you, when you are young, how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) plunder, (d) shoot, (e) poison, and, in general, (f) how to grow into a criminal or bandit. West by the time of graduation.
George Mikesh
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52Do a good deed - turn off television for ten years!
Georges Elg
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I was thinking all night yesterday. Why? The TV is broken.
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